Beauty Blender clitoral vibrator out of the box

Beauty Blender Clitoral Vibrator: A Funzze Review

Beauty Blender clitoral vibrator out of the box
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The nights are getting shorter, the amount of ‘me’ time that I have is shrinking and even when I have the privacy to indulge I’m acutely aware that I’ll disturb the restless big-small in the room above me. It is time to start thinking about other options for pleasuring myself. I’ve been on the lookout for quiet yet powerful clitoral stimulation, something to get my rocks off without vibrating the plaster off the walls. Enter the Funzze Beauty Blender, a clitoral vibrator sent to me in exchange for a fair and honest review.

Funzze suggested I choose my next review product, so I made a beeline for the New Arrivals page where this sex toy grabbed my attention. Made from a silky smooth, teal silicone, the Beauty Blender vibrator is a clitoral stimulator that fits in the palm of my hand. Described as looking like a beauty sponge, one end tapers to provide pinpoint stimulation. The round end has a little cup with a little tongue inside to offer the licking sensation. I found the pinpoint stimulation of the Orgasm Monster hit my spots in melty ways.

Would the Beauty Blender provide something equally orgasmic?

funzze packaging Beauty Blender

Funzze are an online, budget-friendly sex toy retailer. The packaging is simple, made of corrugated cardboard the boxes are fully recyclable. The included fabric toy bag still has the brand logo emblazoned on it, otherwise the brand was unrepresented. Not any more though. The box is now branded cardboard, still recyclable but now the boxes are proudly displaying where they come from. The discrete postal packs are still delivered unmarked, though some might argue that the plastic postal bags scream “sex toy delivery” in and of themselves.

Preparing for play.

Beauty blender clitoral vibrator on charge

Charging takes two to three hours, and provides an hour or two of playtime, depending on how you use it. You can use the vibrating tip or the licking tongue independently of each other, or set the vibrations going along with the tongue for an explosion of sensation.

As the Beauty Blender is a silicone toy make sure you have a water-based lube on hand. Occasionally I enjoy a lube-free wank, the friction between clit and toy can feel beyond delicious. But even with these rare occasions, I’ll slick up further down the line and made sure to get my water-based lubricant ready. Plus, with the licking end to cup my clitoris, having the tongue lubricated feels important for me.

Using the Beauty Blender Clitoral Vibrator.

Powering up the vibrator button on the Beauty Blender I was pleased to note that it is quiet. The noise of the vibrations can often travel through my home, but not with this hand held clitoral stimulator.

The vibrations are high frequency, powerful and on the buzzy end. If your body is reactive to this then you are winning. However, if your body responds to rumbly rather than buzzy this may not be the toy for you. The licking tongue is small and soft, yet brings a level of intensity I hadn’t been expecting. Occasionally, these tongues can make my clit sensitive and achy for a few days after. The softness of this one means the licking is a gentle flurry rather than an intense beating.

Initially I found it tricky to find the right levels for me.

There are ten patterns for each of the motors. I’m generally a rumbly sensations kinda girl, however, with a little patience and much scrolling through the patterns of vibrations and licks I was over the moon to find myself orgasming repeatedly. These were the kind of orgasms that melt out of my clit and wrap me up in a warm blanket. Not the kind of climax that violently racks the body. The vibrations and the licking really do work well together.

Of course, this is just me, your experiences may vary.

I found the positioning of the vibrator controls on the beauty blender unnatural, each time I wanted to change I’d lose clitoral contact and having to start over. However, I’m never one to give up on a product so, in the name of science I carried on testing. Over time I’ve learnt which level works best for me, I can now set it going before starting to stimulate my erogenous zones. If you’re the kind of pleasure junkie that likes to scroll through patterns during play this may not work for you.

Power buttons below the magnetic charging port.

What about afterwards?

The Beauty Blender is IP65. The six is the highest rating for dust and makes it dust proof. The second number refers to it’s water resistance, a five means it is not submersible. (Trusted Reviews) Not only would it be inadvisable to use this in the bath, don’t soak it in water. I have run mine under a warm tap and soaped it up before using a wash cloth to remove soap and residual fluids, then drying it off I placed it into the fabric bag it arrived with.

Final thoughts on the Beauty Blender Clitoral Vibrator.

Funzze are clearly making efforts to grow their brand. The new packaging made me smile, a simple twist on their previous offering without compromising the recyclability of the waste products. Do you appreciate a fabric toy bag? You’ll love the branded Funzze pouches included with each product.

If you have hand mobility issues (or share my lack of patience) then you may struggle with the positions of the buttons. Aside from their position they are easy enough to scroll through, and once you find the combination that works for you then away you’ll go!

The vibrations are to the buzzy end of the spectrum, but, for this rumbly-toy-lover, I wasn’t disappointed. My ability to experience multiple orgasms within a single charge shows it doesn’t lead to clit-blindness. If you’ve not heard of this before (I’m fairly certain I didn’t make the term up) then I’ll tell you. Clit blindness is something that happens when a super-buzzy toy spends a considerable amount of time stimulating my clitoris. Not only did I not experience this. The orgasms I enjoyed were warm and enveloping and I found the Beauty Blender to be an effective clitoral vibrator.

I have had a wonderful time testing the Beauty Blender.

It’s a great alternative to the Honey Ducky 2 especially if, like me, the suction alone has a hit-and-miss effect. By exchanging the suction tail for a vibrating tip, and having a smaller, softer licking tongue, it adds value to my toy collection. Will it replace my wand? No. But that’s not the point. There are so many wonderful sensations available to get a clitoris owning slut off, I’m glad I don’t need to choose between the two!


The Beauty Blender is available at Funzze.com for $31.99. Use the code Barefoot10 to receive your exclusive 10% discount.

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