Funzze Orgasm Monster Pro – A Review From CC

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Funzze messaged Miss Barefoot, impressed with my previous review of the glass dildo and wondered if I wanted to review a few items myself. And I was extremely excited to have the honour. So, after browsing the website, I chose the Funzze Orgasm Monster Pro. I liked the name and the idea of targeted G-spot clitoris and nipple stimulation due to the small and slim wand massager with the 2 small interchangeable heads. I also wondered if it would work as a tool to tease an erect penis head, near the glans especially. (Something to return to…)

First Impressions – Out of the box.

This arrived well wrapped, very discreet outer wrapper. Inside the box is still very discrete, Plain cardboard box, with just a paper wrap with the company name on it. (Quite unlike a large piece of kinky playroom furniture, I bought recently that had a 4-foot-high cardboard sleeve with pictures of various naked and tied up people posed on it. Much harder to recycle!!!!)

The items were also wrapped inside, with a USB charger, small storage bag and the 2 heads. Complete with instructions.

I excitedly pressed the on button and realised it needed to be charged.
On checking the instructions, it needed around 2 hours from empty to be fully charged and the light would be steady on. I plugged it into the computer USB and waited. I love waiting for toys to charge as I work. Gives me a nice distraction.

Highlights

• High frequency: up to 12000 times per minute
• 7 Frequency modes
• 3 Flexible tips
• 100% Waterproof
• Silent
• Magnetic Rechargeable
• Healthy, safe, and soft silicone material

I have lots of different vibes and wands so was looking forward to trying this one out.

The session.

As usual, I always like to clean my toys with warm/hot water and antibacterial soap; you can, of course, use a reputable toy cleaner such as the ones Miss Barefoot uses. The orgasm monster pro is 100% waterproof, and I was interested to see how the toy vibrated in the water, it was impressive. On the full speed, vibrating at 12000 a minute it was quiet. Less noisy then, say, an electric toothbrush. I wondered what that would feel like on flesh, so I tried it out on my nipple over my clothes. A nice vibe but now was not the time. It would be a few days later I found the head space and time to have my self-date.

I always like to treat myself well on a self-date. And I know I am worth it, A shower and soft music and a towel at the ready for some me time.

I reached for the toy, deciding to go with no head to start, turned it on to the slowest lowest setting and traced over my bare nipples, an enjoyable sensation, for the sake of science, I tried both heads on each nipple, as only one is pierced.
Interestingly I like the tongue more on the unpierced nipple and the rabbit ear one on the pierced. I spread some suitable lube over my labia.

On to the main event as it were.

I tried both the removable heads on my clitoris, and it did not really do anything for me. Most of my solo orgasms are penetrative with clitoral stimulus. I tried it without the heads and found the narrow small, rounded tip worked wonderfully for pinpoint accuracy. I could trace intricate patterns on and around my clitoris, heightening the arousal and teasing my centre.

Somehow, from the back of my brain, I remembered also reading it was good for G spot stimulation, minus the heads of course.

Fear not I tried for you, but it was too small a head for me, I like something I can bear down on.
Glancing sideways I recalled the glass Dildo was in its small Funzze bag as it has become a firm fav, so arranging the towel to act as a barrier and hold it in – bumps up – I tried again. Suffice to say, glad I put the towel down, the pinpoint accuracy combined with the firmness of the glass dildo, did every trick in the book.

Overall thoughts.

I liked it. It does what it needs to do and will be in my regular stable of toys, an easy one to pack for trips away in combination, for me at least, with a firm dildo of some sort. It washes up well and dries easily. Perhaps it could do with something to help hold on when it gets slippery, but that is the only downside.
I will come back and tell you all if I get to experiment with using it on my Boy/sub during our next session. It will be another interesting experience.

Edited to add… Well as a toy to tease the shaft, head and taint of a guy this worked very well. Again, the pinpoint accuracy made it easy to target the spots I know make him leaky and needy. Edging and post orgasm are my personal kinks, and this toy went a long way to making the more intense.
X CC x

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