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Do you remember my previous review? When I received the LED display wand, and I took it out for some wild adventures?Funzze also sent the Realistic Dildo Vibrator in exchange for a fair and honest review.
The dildo, with finger loop on the end and just shy of seven inches of ridged, insertable length, arrived in the new style of packaging Funzze offer in a cardboard box with Funzze sleeve, sealed film outer. Along with the toy in a sealed, protective foam bag, there was a golden toy bag, charging cable and instruction manual.
It’s made of a smooth and supple silicone, the purple material less realistic than other colours used for a vibrator, but that doesn’t worry me. It is definitely more realistic than an alien tentacle dildo so no need for complaint. However, if having a realistic colour is important to you then check out my review of the Cupid?
Back to the Funzze, I was over the moon to receive this one having enjoyed a finger-looped vibrator previously. Impatient to get started I hooked up the charging cable and set about waiting the hour and a half for the battery to fill. As soon as the light stopped flashing I began, knowing I had an hour of juice to keep me buzzing.
Only, it wasn’t a buzzzzzzz. It was a penetrating, deep vibration. Almost a rumble, one that carried along the shaft and out into the surrounding flesh. (Initially my grip, but soon somewhere much damper.) My outer labia gently gripped the shaft as I gently diddled myself with my new dildo. It was time for testing to commence in earnest…
Getting to grips with my new purple Phallic vibrator.
I remember the first time I used a vibrator with a finger loop at the base. The Master by Satisfyer was an absolute pleasure to fuck myself with. That loop meant I could hook it in and out effortlessly. A distinctly different experiences to the reach (and strain) of a vibrator with a standard flat base to grip.
While I didn’t take this one to the woods with me, I’ve been plugging away for the most thorough testing I can achieve.
The curve and mild taper, make it a beginner friendly vibrator. The ridge of the glans can, in enthusiastic hands, trigger a flood as it stimulates the G-spot and, for those who like a little extra stuffing, it makes a good partner toy for double penetration. Whether that’s your cock-du-jour, or your favourite dildo. The head may put you off trying it anally, from a comfort point of view. Or the veins around the ridges of the vibrator might cause worry around cleanliness. However, I can honestly say this was a comfortable, well shaped vibrator which I found comfortable to slide into my arse. If you’ve any anxiety around cleanliness, try not to be too concerned. It doesn’t attract excess dirt – especially when well lubed – and is a quick and easy toy to clean up. But more on that later…
With ten patterns of vibration, there is sure to be something for everyone.
It won’t be a surprise to regular readers that my preference is for steady vibrations, especially the medium intensity. But what happens when the vibration patterns change? Obviously, the patterns travel through the shaft and are emitted into the body. Whether using as a clit stim, or working your interior with a firm hand. The fun doesn’t stop there though. Using a finger in the loop, or a well placed cushion if you’ve mobility issues, to gently hold in place from the exterior, the vibrations in the curved shaft caused a gently thrusting motion. (If you enjoy inflatable toys in your bottom this secures the vibrator in a similar way.)
I also mentioned that Funzze sent the realistic vibrator along with the mini wand.
It seemed only right to tag team myself with them. One working inside, the other out – and yes, they were interchangeable – led to an effective release bringing combination. My preference being the wand for the clit with vibe inside. Using the finger loop to gently hold it in place. Each toys motors have the same feel, having them on different patterns made my body incredibly confused, powerless to resist the orgasms that barrelled through me. I also paired it up with the Super Powerful Wand Funzze sent me last year. Once again the results were impressive! I’ve yet to test with bigger brand names, but that seems a moot point at the moment. If you’re looking to fill your Funzze basket for free delivery look no further than these two!
Getting wet, messy and then clean again…
Being a sealed unit made of silicone, the IPX6 rating seems a good fit. If you recall, that means it’s gush and shower-resistant. However, you’d be ill advised to retire to the bath tub with it. The silicone being silky smooth rather than squeaky-smooth certainly helped with shower play times. It also made my labia purr, the smoothness feeling luxurious in between my wet folds. Of course, those folds weren’t always dripping, when a slick of water-based lubricant came in useful.
As with all IPX6 toys, I wash in running warm water using an antibacterial toy cleaner followed by a soft cloth to dry it. If you clean it straight away any bodily fluids easily rinse off. However, if you pass out with post-orgasmic bliss, those juices will dry into the creases of the veins. If this happens DO NOT soak it. At least, don’t if you want to have a working toy after. Rinse under running water, slick with soap and leave for five minutes. Then attack those cum stains as normal. They soon come off.
Final thoughts on the Funzze realistic vibrator.
The silky smooth silicone, realistic shape and veiny texture make this a vibrator I’m going to enjoy greatly. Not having in my toy box moving forward would be a problem at the moment. The loop makes for easy handling, especially when considering the shape of the shaft. It work well in tandem with additional stimuli but it’s also a great insertable in its own right. Whether for solo adventures, partnered play and even stretching your holes. It probably won’t be for you if you’re looking for a giant toy for stuffing. Nor will it be if you’re searching for a slender dildo for popping your anal cherry. But… If you’re looking for a great all-rounder, with penetrating vibrations and pronounced textures along the shaft, then I whole-heartedly recommend the Funzze realistic dildo vibrator for your collection too.
Currently available in the new arrival section, the purple realistic dildo vibrator costs just $41.99. With free shipping on orders over $59 do check out the other products I’ve reviewed for Funzze. Just remember to use the discount code BAREFOOT10 for 10% off your entire order.
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