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Christmas might well be the most magical time of the year, but it can also be a tricky time. All that pressure to chose the perfect Christmas gift. With financial pressures building there can be no room for frivolous spending, at least not in my house, so I’ve been thinking about what joy I can bring to the worlds of loved ones. Perhaps 2022 is the year to normalise sex toy gifting? Perhaps erotic rather than explicitly sexual would be a safer bet for friends (and the Mother-In-Law!) Or a vanilla gift with potentially kinky undertones might be good for present opening with family members gathered round? Today I’m sharing my suggestions for getting the festivities for 2022 all wrapped up!
Are you giving a Sexy Christmas Gift?
Honey Play Box – Clit and G-Spot Fan Club.
Honey play box have so many great toys, but they excel at bringing together carefully curated, boutique bundles of pleasure. The Clit and G-Spot Fan Club bundle is no exception. Containing two dual stimulation toys, a dildo and the Pomi wand. What better present than the gift of “the best toy I have been lucky enough to have in my possession” (according to SWL.) and a selection of other mind blowing pieces of kit?
Buy from Honey Play Box for $146 in their sale.
Penis Toy Shop – Cock Sleeve.
I have a real love of cocks, and adorning them with textured sleeves is such fun. (Especially if I get to ride them when they’re dressed up.) I have been perusing the site wondering which Sir would enjoy the most. I might buy Rico a Christmas gift of a textured girth extender, for my pleasure and Sir’s amusement.
Buy your cock sleeve gift from £2.99.
LEVETT – Anal Plug Training Set
Perhaps you’re new to anal play, or your partner wants to try it. I wish I’d been gifted a gently tapering but noticeably staged training set in my early explorations, and that’s exactly what I’ve found on LEVETT, a sex toy site that specialises in anal products. Once you’ve mastered the art of enjoying these plugs then you can up the ante by heading back to the site for a bigger challenge!
Buy the anal training set for $39.99
Condoms UK – Build Your Own Hamper.
I don’t know about you, but I love to put together hampers for friends and family. Little selections of things I know they’ll use, but perhaps I can introduce them to slightly different ideas. While this might usually be food based, I know that certain friends of mine would enjoy (and put to good use) a little sexual health hamper. A pack of slightly different condoms, some luxurious water based lubricant, a cock ring or a vibrator to add to the experience, and some ‘performance enhancing’ products or some intense orgasm gel to finish it off. Get creative and enjoy making a personal basket of goodies.
Take your pick from Condoms.uk.
Playful and Erotic gift ideas.
Shibari Academy – Shibari Certificate.
One of the most common (kinky) questions I get asked is “where do I start with rope bondage?”. This Christmas, why not treat yourself, or your interested playmate, to a Shibari Academy course. You can access the free, beginner classes just by signing up to the website, but why stop there? Eve, the site creator, has put together five comprehensive courses to study for your very own Shibari Certificate. This will help you get from absolute beginner (the free classes) to expert level ties.
Buy from the Shibari Academy from Free to $399.
Bookshop.org – Coffee Table Erotic Art
There’s something special, decadent, about receiving a glossy coffee table book as a gift. And when it comes to kink lovers the art that fills the pages can even more thrilling than the glossy pages of a travel book. Books like Erotic Domination, by China Hamilton, would be welcome under my Christmas tree. Though perhaps I would open and explore the pages when my children are in their beds.
Buy from Bookshop.org for £21.84
Bondara – Jizz Drinking Game.
I love Bondara as an online sex toy retailer. This year, with my Christmas spirit lifting, I’ve found myself really enjoying their Christmas selection, the seasonally themed sex toys are great, but for something playful I took a deep dive into their stocking fillers. The Jizz Drinking Game looks such silly fun, and the reviews confirmed this- with one reviewer saying her family, including Nan, enjoyed it. If it’s good enough for nan, then I don’t think my play mates would take offence at this fun and filthy stocking filler.
Buy from Bondara for £17.99.
The Kinky Emporium – Rainbow Unicorn Flogger
It wouldn’t be right to share a Christmas gift guide without including my most favourite maker of the year- The Kinky Emporium. I purchased a favourite impact toy from them years ago, but this summer I had the absolute pleasure of meeting the woman behind the toys, and filling my toy bag with more of her wares thanks to the monthly E-Lust competition. Their product lines are constantly evolving, and it’s always a joy to step back onto their website and find new additions for my kit bag. While I have my eye on the rainbow unicorn flogger, I am sure there will be something wonderful you can get for a friend or playmate that they likely won’t have seen before.
Buy from The Kinky Emporium for £40.00
What about a Christmas gift that’s vanilla with a twist?
Kudd.ly – Oversized Hoodie Blanket
Aftercare is not a one size fits all affair, but something that seems common among bottoms is the desire for comfort. And in this cold weather- warmth! The oversized hoodie blankets from Kudd.ly are really cosy, with lots of space for snuggling up inside. Whether you want to give them a cosy nest to land after a spanking or somewhere big and warm to hide away for a secret playtime, this may be the perfect gift for them. There are patterns for sensible adults, and colour loving littles alike.
Buy from Kudd.ly– Currently in the sale at £49.99
Amazon- Adult Colouring Books
I spotted these sweary colouring books back in the summer, when planning a friends birthday. She loves colourful everything, from language to art, though she doesn’t consider herself very artistic. Perfect choice for a gift for her then! It was this book that made me properly chuckle, and I can think of a few Bah-Humbuggers who might find light relief in this book. Of course, there are plenty of non-sweary adult colouring books to choose from, would you prefer a family friendly creative boost.
Available from Amazon from £0.00.
Rainbow Fibre Art – Rainbow Mandala kit.
I can’t be the only one who appreciates creative gifts, surely. Have you got a kinky crafter to buy for? I love the mandalas available from Rainbow Fibre Art but the rainbow mandala is my favourite. Now you can purchase the kit and complete your own home-made mandala under the rainbow flag, all while supporting a small, family run business.
Buy from Pineapple Fibre Art for £18.00
What The Redhead Said – Christmas Pudding Fudge
Finally, I want to remind myself it’s not all about money, often it’s about giving time. Here is a recipe for Christmas pudding fudge. I made mine in the slow cooker and was delighted with how it came out. So impressed I made a second batch with candy canes instead of Christmas pudding! Anyway, for less than £4.00 I made a Christmas gift for three separate people (as well as having nibbles at home.) I’m not saying you have to, but personally I love to give and receive this kind of gift. With just three ingredients and minimal stirring, even the least confident chef could turn this out without distress. And if making and doing for people is your love language, what are you waiting for?! Plus, many people swear by chocolate for aftercare. What better gift than that of eyes meeting over the unwrapping of stockings with children and extended family, unspoken promises of intense playtimes when the world returns to normal.
I hope you’ve found inspiration in my Christmas Gift Guide 2022, whether for a loved one, or to yourself. If not, or if it’s too late for you to order one online, don’t worry. Many websites have the option to buy e-vouchers for last minute present buying, or you can even write your own home-made Gift Certificates.
Alternatively, you could ask them to put together a wishlist? It’s simple and easy to do, and you can find the function on many sites. The ones I use- just in case you’d like to see- are MAWdelights (for keeping the kinky bits and pieces I would love all in one place) and Amazon (for my mostly vanilla wishes).
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