I Like Butt Plugs… Baby Got Back (Door Action)

I like butt plugs. Like, I really like them. I have a fairly large collection of butt play stuff and am always looking out for more. Exciting, entertaining and even electrified plugs are all there. They all have their place in my butt. As I digested the prompt I was expecting to tell you all about how I love to stretch myself, to amuse myself (and others), to enhance my pleasure and to be prepared for use.

What I wasn’t expecting, when I saw the revelations prompt of Butt Plugs, was to get myself a new ear worm. An ear worm with twisted lyrics. But, if ever there was a time to have a partial rewrite of Baby Got Back, by Sir Mix-A-Lot it is now.

“I like butt plugs and I can not lie…”

Well, while I was getting the toys out of my cupboard more of Sir Mix-A-Lot’s words seeped into my brain, and I amused myself as I merrily laid them out. Disparaging comments from the opening lines first, “Oh my God Becky, look at her butt plug, its so big!” They’re only jealous of my trainer, surely. 😉

And then he piped up. “Did they notice that butt was stuffed?” And his “anal-snake don’t want none, Unless you’ve got buns, hun”

That’s all I have for you I’m afraid. But, you’re more than welcome! I hope my random lyricism doesn’t pop into your head at an inopportune moment!

I shouldn’t be surprised about this tweak, it happens with surprising regularity.

I’m working on a project with the school, which I’ve decided requires a large artists pad and a selection of Sharpies, but I’ve had to bite my tongue from singing “I’m a Sharpie Girl, in sharpie world. Happy writing, it’s exciting” at the staff involved. (In case you’re wondering, this is to the Aqua tune, Barbie Girl.)

So, when I say my brain rewrites the song lyrics, I do only mean select lines. But it makes me giggle to myself. Much as I did when my brain first started twisting lyrics as a small girl. (Though, needless to say, I didn’t input butt play back then!) Does anyone else do this? I’d love to hear about the songs that go through a rewrite with you!

Back to the theme of my Febuary Photo fest 2023…

While I like butt plugs, and I know that when they’re in place they’re mostly hidden, this month is about things that I like about me, rather than things I like IN me. That ear worm is a big hint for me, I do love that I seem to spontaneously make up new songs to old tunes. Is it a sign that I don’t take life too seriously? Or that I’m largely uninterested in how things SHOULD be and am more likely to follow my own path (with or without additional lyrics). Either way, I had fun with my butt plugs, and with the resulting ear worm as well as with the picture I took.

Thank you for joining me for February PhotoFest 2023. This is my fourth time joining the month long celebration of erotic and sensual photography. If you’re enjoying it please do go and check out the previous years: 2019 was an incomplete month. I skipped 2020 due to not blogging at the time but 2021 was a joy to plan and complete, in spite of lockdowns. 2022 was a little more relaxed behind the scenes, but jam packed with pictures and memories I love.