If you’ve been reading my reviews for a while you’ll know that I am on the hunt for the perfect rabbit style vibrator. I’ve been really fortunate to try a number of different products over the year and while some have been pretty good, I still find myself looking for that holy grail of dual stimulation vibrators. When I was contacted by the team at Babejuicy, to invite me to test another product for them, I immediately agreed. You see, I’d spotted the multifunctional realistic dildo and it was quite unlike any other I’d seen to date. Or at least the “ears” section of the toy was unique.
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I think that needs explaining further!
I was sent the multifunction realistic dildo in exchange for a fair and honest review. The phallus part of the toy is in fact realistic, but the clitoral stimulation arm is slightly less so. On the website it looked like a flexible little protrusion with a teeny tiny tongue on the end. I’ve learnt that I enjoy that flicking sensation across my clitoris with dual stimulation products such as the Angels Wings, or the Sohimi Alfa and so this seemed the natural progression next stop on my search.
It’s not just a clitoral stimulator though. What other functions are on offer?
From the strong suction base to the thrusting tip, there seems to be something different at each stage of the shaft. It rotates, heats and vibrates, with three intensities and four patterns to choose from. A wire extends from the base, ending in a simple to use controller. This is where you insert the USB cable.
What were my first thoughts on the realistic multifunctional dildo?
As ever the parcel was discreet. Inside the unmarked, grey postal bag came a black, glossy box. Simple in its design. The sex toy lay inside, with the instructions and charging cable.
I’m unsure what I’d been expecting, but when I took the vibrator in my hand to inspect it I was a bit confused. My initial reaction was to recoil, the clit stim looked entirely alien and my brain was having none of it! Turning it over, so I could only see the shaft, I relaxed a little. Pinching and pulling the TPE, it really did remind me of a penis that is erect, but not painfully so. The flesh is pliable and so there is definitely room for the telescopic thrusts. It was definitely time to charge the vibrator up. Only then could I experience the different functions on offer. And with the licking arm out of sight, I wondered if I’d be able to enjoy the sensations rather than worry about the look of it.
Let’s look a little closer.
What is the multifunctional realistic dildo made of?
As mentioned above this dildo is made of TPE. This came as something of a surprise as the website doesn’t mention material. Foolishly, I assumed it would be silicone. My experience of this material is limited to my sex doll, Rico, however it is most commonly used in penis masturbators. While not toxic, this material can be porous meaning it is not possible to sterilise them. I’ve yet to write a post about different materials, but Miss Ruby has a really helpful article which you might like to check out. The instruction manual (written in both English and German) tells the user that “for health purpose, please do not share the vibrator with others”, which I found to be a positive. As with Rico, I tested this using a condom. Which works for the shaft, but not so much for the clit stim arm. More on this later…
How about the toy itself?
From what I can work out there is a vibrating motor in both the shaft and the clitoral arm. The vibrations feel stronger in the shaft . The strong suction cup, which the website boasts can hold a 1kg load, stayed attached to my mirror with no sliding off. As a result I was able to test out the shaft to its fullest. Or is that my fullest? Either way, it has an insertible length of 165mm and a circumference of 119mm.
It extends telescopically with a resulting maximum thrust of 20mm. However, it’s not a straight-in-straight-out action. It rotates, making a figure of eight as it spirals in and out. Previous thrusting dildos have led me to experience motion sickness, but not this one. Perhaps as a result of the penetrating motion? I can understand why TPE has been used for this dildo though. The stretch and flex of the material gives it a genuinely realistic feel internally, which I’ve yet to feel with a silicone thrusting vibrator.
Charging the vibrator is really easy.
Using the USB cable provided just insert the charger into the remote control. The blue light behind the power button lazily flashes on and off until the unit is full, at which point it remains lit. Then simply unplug and begin using.
Speaking of the remote control…
It isn’t fully remote due to being wired to the toy. It houses all of the controls for the dildo so there is no fumbling around below the balls in search of the next pattern. If, like me, you like the flexibility of a remote control but struggle to keep focus on where it is during solo play this may be a good choice for you.
Ready, set, play!
Press the power button for two seconds to wake up the toy, then short presses will scroll you through the three intensities and four patterns until you find one that works for you. The little clit-licking tongue follows the same pattern which gives simultaneous pleasure internally and externally.
My initial aversion to the appearance of that arm was negated by my curiosity at how it would feel. And I’m glad I pushed past my initial squick. The soft TPE is squishy and so the vibrations in the clitoral arm are light and gentle. Though far from being buzzy they are also not rumbly, as is my preference. As such the arm initially seemed redundant. However, while fucking it up against my mirrored wardrobe I decided to add my wand. The arm and the wand were at odds so I turned the dildo on its suction cup, balls down, licking tongue at my arsehole. Well… that was a very pleasant surprise!
I have my very own rim job thrusting dildo!
With the wand pressed to my apex, the tongue tickling my anus, and the dildo ploughing into me I was soon overwhelmed. The thrust may not feel like a body with a penis attached going hell for leather in my vagina, but the ridges of the internal workings of the vibrator give my muscles something to work on. As I approached climax the motors slowed. Once I’d persuaded my inner walls to relax a little the thrusting started up again. Having to be conscious of my grip felt a bit strange to start with, but once I got the hang of it my body really seemed to enjoy it. The rotating motion against my g-spot felt exquisite to me. And the orgasms, holy smokes! The language that flew out of my mouth was unprecedented.
Especially when I set the heating function off!
Cold, this vibrator can hit a variety of sexy spots. Hot… That’s a different matter. The flame button, when pressed, lights up red. This brings the temperature up to 40 degrees- according to the website. It really is noticeable and adds a layer of intensity to proceedings.
Cleaning the multifunctional realistic dildo.
Take your time cleaning this one, antibacterial soap, warm water and a soft cloth. Due to the porous nature of TPE it’s not possible to sterilise the dildo, as you could with a silicone sex toy. Hence my using protection. Given my reversing of usage, I would not use clitorally again. But I would continue to use condoms for hygiene reasons, as well as to extend the life of the toy.
Final thoughts on the Multifunctional Realistic Dildo.
I’ve learnt something important in this review, if the website doesn’t mention the material I must not assume I know what a product is made of. TPE is not a material that I would generally purchase, but I’ve had lots of fun with the dildo so I’m not upset to own it. If this toy tickles your fancy then there are ways to work around that. By not sharing this product with others, and using a sheath for protection, you can extend the life of it and reduce your risk of irritation and infection. If you love deep rumbly vibrations on your clitoris then you might like to add a wand into the mix as I did. And if you are a visual person who is easily icked out then you may wish to go for something a little more lifelike.
On the other hand, if you enjoy a squidgier material inside your body, and gentle stimulation of your clit (or anus) then I think you’ll enjoy this one. The wired remote control is a huge bonus for me as I am forever losing the wireless ones and then I have to fumble around for the buttons on the base. The rotating movement of the thrust made my orgasms deep and satisfying, but also incredibly moreish.
Fancy getting your hands on the Multifunctional Realistic Dildo? It’s currently available at BabeJuicy for $39.99. Use the code THEBAREFOOTSUB for a 10% discount across the store.
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