Treat Yourself: A Realistic Dildo Review

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Recently babejuicy.com got in touch and invited me to choose some products in exchange for fair and honest reviews. Did you have a chance to read my review for the G-Spot Rabbit review? If not go and check it out, this was my first product from the delivery. Well, wait until you’ve read this one! The second product is this realistic dildo, but would it prove to be a trick or a treat?

Taking delivery of my realistic dildo.

The box arrived in the mail, packaged in a grey, plastic postal bag. Along the way, the box edges had been damaged. Initially I was a little concerned about the contents. Fortunately, when I opened the box I realised why the sides had been able to cave in slightly. The hefty dildo was packaged solely in a plastic bag, rather than being presented in moulded plastic packaging. Given that it is a silicone shaft and suction cup, with no motorised parts, this was all that was necessary. Certainly, in my home, the dildo was likely to come under heavier attack than at the hands of postal workers.

Weighing in at 846g this soft silicon dildo seems like it should be unwieldy.

However, even with the flexibility, the shaft has a firm core which means it stands proud. The suction base seems heavy duty, and more than capable of withstanding the weight of the shaft pulling on it. I took my time trying to take this picture, having to repeatedly reframe it over the course of about ten minutes. After that I still had to work hard to pull it off of my door! It’s always a treat to be greeted with a heavy toy whose suction base stands up to the pressure! The images on the website say that it can hold a weight of 1kg. I couldn’t work out how to accurately test this claim. However, given the firmness of the grip when removing it from my door, I’m inclined to accept that as fact.

Given the weight of the toy I can only see the base improving accessibility for people who have limited strength in their arms and wrist. Once inside I found the weight balance was no problem at all for my arms, but getting it there was a bit of a workout! The suction cup eased my worries

What about the other dimensions?

With a girth of 20cm (6.4cm diamater) at its widest point, this dildo is unlikely to be suitable for beginners. It’s insertable length of 21cm is on the upper end of length that I enjoy vaginally, but coupled with the girth the challenge is certainly ramped up. Given its size you’d be wise to use lube, water-based as it’s a silicone toy.

The silicone shaft comprises two densities.

With the inner core being firmer, and the outer layer being softer and more malleable. I find softer silicone is generally a little tacky to the touch. This is no exception, but it can be reduced by a light sprinkling of cornflour if it doesn’t feel good to you. I do though and love the way that my labia seem to grip the shaft as I withdraw it, even when slicked with lube. The core gives it a more rigid structure which makes it great for a solo adventure. Especially with that strong suction base!

Treating myself to a flood of sensations with this realistic dildo.

As I eased the head into my depths I could feel each and every sculpted vein, or etched crease enter me. The sensation becoming more intense with every additional mm. As the ridges run down the length of the shaft rather than around they feel smooth in side, teasing my inner walls rather than vibrating along them. It was a new sensation for me, one that I really enjoyed.

When the dildo reached my cervix I keep pressing. The soft silicon compressed length wise and squidges out to the sides. I’m not sure “squidges” is quite the right word, but it gave a delicious additional stretch when I already felt full.

The texture on the balls is also a divine treat.

When I had worked up to taking the whole length I enjoyed gyrating on them and stimulating my perineum. Turned around the other way, I found it too uncomfortable to rock forward onto my clit. The head rubbing behind my cervix isn’t a pleasurable sensation for me. However, if you get one of these don’t let my words stop you trying. Perhaps this spot being stimulated brings you great joy?

As you will hopefully know by now, I love to enjoy my toys in a variety of ways. Grinding on the ridges and stimulating my clit with the balls provided something a little different for my needy pussy. A delicious change from fucking myself with the meaty shaft!

Cleaning it is a cinch, yes, even with the grooves and ridges.

It is a solid silicon structure, so doesn’t require any special treatment around water. I like to soak it in a sink full of warm, soapy water. Equally you could pop it in the dishwasher or blast off the residue of your passions in the shower. Wiping it clean without soaking may need a little more work though, due to all those nooks and crannies.

It needs saying that I haven’t tested this product anally. I’m not stretchy enough for that at the moment and don’t wish to damage myself in pursuit of reviews. The tapered head and slight bend in the shaft that will lend itself to anal. At least for my tastes and angles, when fully trained. Given the ease of cleaning, I wouldn’t shy away from it either.

Do I think this is a trick or a treat of a product?

Is it a surprise to learn that I really like this dildo? It is simple and familiar in its design, yet a bit of a stretch for me in use. I can’t fault it for what it brings to the table. Or the bed, or the mirror on my wardrobe. I love the strength of the suction cup. I would definitely treat myself to one of these were I looking for a slightly larger, realistic dildo, with a suction base. And it won’t be going anywhere for the foreseeable future.

If you fancy getting your hands on this treat of a dildo you can find it a Babejuicy.com. It costs $39.99 at time of publishing. Use the code BAREFOOT in order to receive 10% discount across the site.