Climer Deepthroat Masturbator: A Review

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Not long ago Bestvibe approached me asking if I’d be able to review a product or two from their range of Masturbator Cups, specifically the Climer Deep Throat Masturbator. Now, I don’t have a penis of my own, nor do I have permission to slide out and find a willing volunteer for me to test it on. However, I do have something more exciting- the dynamic duo of CC and the boy! Welcome back to these two fabulous Kinksters, who have kindly agreed to test a multifunctioning penis toy- complete with vibrating deepthroat action!

Here’s what they have to say about the Climer Masturbator from Bestvibe.

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This is the Climer masturbator from Bestvibe. It’s designed to be like a blowjob. So, I lubed it up and switched it on. I love trying out new ways of edging and tormenting the boy’s cock. Using toys can intensify and prolong the fun for me. Luckily a friend is often sent toys for honest reviews and needed someone to try it out. Knowing how the boy likes to be helpful I volunteered his cock as a test subject.

In return I will write an honest review such as this one about the Curvy 1+.

My first thoughts on the Climer masturbator from Bestvibe.

Opening the box I was struck with how flimsy the packaging was. The really thin plastic shell, designed to hold items steady in the box, was actually cracked. On tipping the toy out and into my hand the masturbator in all honesty, well felt clunky. But as it’s designed to do a few things I assumed the mechanics inside made it feel a little… Unwieldy is the only way I can describe it. 

I was willing to try it for science and plugged it in ready to charge.

While this was charging I had a read of the instruction sheet. Just a few words about ensuring you use Lube and how to clean the device and simple diagrams on cleaning and what the buttons do.

Having a quick look at the webpage helps me to understand better and how they claim it will work. I was struck by the following:

One-click pause for edging or persistence training

Well, that got my interest! Edging is a big fetish in my dynamic. Intense edging building up to post-orgasm play.

So, if this button works then that will be a bonus.

With some other toys, stopping means holding down the power button and this can take a few seconds, and when edging that can mean the difference between a ruined orgasm or a perfectly cut off edge. 

100% fully wrapped with an airflow in the channel that sucks your penis and helps you enjoy a deep-throat-like pleasure effortlessly

Well for the boy, deep throat is an intense pleasure so another bonus.

Enjoy your favourite frequency and speed immediately under the smart memory function.

One-touch-burst mode brings you the most powerful motivation

10 frequencies of vibration, and 5 patterns of thrusting are able to help you get what you want.

That’s a lot for 3 buttons to control. But I would see. 

Once charged I went through the patterns with two fingers stuffed inside to try and feel the patterns.

First impressions?

Very Noisy! The pump and the motor make a bit of noise, this was going to put a dent into my plans for using it that weekend when we were on our own after a family event. Our room backs right onto his parent’s room. Normally I delight in not gagging him during these moments as it gives me a thrill to see him struggling to not gasp or moan loudly. The added physiological gag just adds that extra layer, but I was concerned about the noise this would make. Still. Nothing ventured nothing gained. 

And if nothing else, this is essentially a pocket pussy so I can still use it for edging and teasing. 

Once everyone was in bed, the boy and I got cosy in our room. With the door firmly closed and 80s music playing quietly, I put him in the cuffs and tied him with my handy traveling hank of rope and began my fun evening.

After slowly stroking him to fully erect, I brought out the small travel bottle of lube and the masturbator. Next I squirted a generous amount (of lube) into the hole. It’s moulded to look like a sweet and, in my opinion, unrealistic human set of labia. The boy’s reaction was a very distinctive groan of “oh god” which earned him a slap as he knows there are no gods in our dynamic. Only Goddesses and that is me.

Slowly pressing his hard erect cock into the opening and pulling back, pressing further each time, building up, this was working just fine, the inner sleeve and the lube creating a nice suction, that delicate dragging of the foreskin and the nobbles along the shaft. 

I then pressed the on button.

As I feared it was very noisy. I don’t know if it’s all of this particular brand, but this one was clunky and, to me off-putting. Actually, I didn’t test the pause button, or the other functions because of this issue. I went back to using it as a wank sleeve. This worked amazing for a while, punting a pillow on top of it as the boy lay on his side, he was instructed to fuck it.

In all honestly, I didn’t continue to use it for the rest of the session. It felt unwieldy, the side part used to open it for cleaning came off at one point and the whole thing was dumped on the floor out of the way.

On returning home, I took the Climer apart for cleaning.

This part was easy. Slide the red button down on the clear section. Remove the sleeve and rinse with warm and soapy water: I use anti bac hand soap. Rinse with just water and leave to dry.

Final thoughts on the Deep Throating Masturbator.

Overall, I am not impressed with the Climer Masturbator as a Domme. The cumbersome design, the noise and the way the transparent cover fell off just annoyed me. A single guy on his own may enjoy it and I may one day try it again. But for now, it’s a no from me.

The Climer Deep Throat Thrusting, Vibrating Masturbator cup is priced at £56.94 on Bestvibe.co.uk. Or you can check out the rest of the Masturbator range if this one doesn’t quite suit your needs. And don’t forget, if you use the code: BAREFOOT at checkout, you’ll be able to pick up one of these Triangle Cock Rings as previously reviewed by CC and The Boy.

You can find CC and the boy on Twitter: @TOPofthePOT1 or on Only Fans.