Glow In The Dark Glass Tentacle From Funzze

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It has been too long since I’ve published a review, for Funzze or for any other brand. It’s high time that I shared a review for this, the gorgeous glow in the dark glass tentacle. Having received and opened this gorgeous piece of fuckable art, I came to realise that time was not my friend. Fortunately, CC is! And graciously agreed to test and review on my behalf.

But before I hand you over to her, let me just share that the toy itself came well packaged. There was lots of bubble wrap to keep the visually delicate piece safe during transit.

As you can see, I also received another toy – which has been undergoing rigorous testing and I look forward to sharing my findings in due course. But first, let’s see what CC thinks of the glow in the dark glass tentacle…

First impressions out of the box.

This was sent for me to try by the barefoot sub. While I can’t comment on the way it is packaged, it has a lovely soft drawstring bag to store it in, and it feels a good weight before I open it.

The 6.6-inch tentacle glass dildo is not only a glow in the dark work of art but also an object of pleasure.
It is how it is described on the website.

I have a couple of other glass dildos. One is very like an anal bead design and another I hate because it feels jagged. This one, however, feels smooth; it has a shape like a stylised sea horse, with the small bumps and the curve of the tail. I found the shape very easy to hold even when wet, both from lube and excited juices.

Glass has some delightful properties, one of which is the ability to play with temperature.
So you can try placing your toy in a bowl of cold water for 10 minutes before use. Temperature play becomes particularly thrilling for the recipient when you alternate between hot and cold, enhancing their anticipation.

You can glide a cool glass toy along the inner thighs of your partner or gently trace it around their breasts and up to their nipples to tease them. Always test the temperature on your forearm to ensure it’s safe, especially if you plan to insert the toy.

Alternatively, you can warm it up!

Which is what I did. I filled a cup with hot but not scalding water from the bathroom tap. Poured out most of the water until the dildo was partially submerged, then removed it carefully. Again, testing the temperature on my forearm to avoid any unpleasant surprises.

Highlights

Words as written on the website.
Measurements
Overall Length: 6.60 inches
Insertable Length: 4.70 inches
Maximum Width: 1.14 inches
Maximum Girth: 3.58 inches
Weight: 6.63 ounces

The session.

A different type of session today… A date with myself
where I relish in the tranquillity of solitude. I step into the shower, the warm water cascading over me, infused with my favourite scented gel. Then I dried myself off, slipped into my silk dressing gown and relished in the softness. My room was set out ready for a solo session.
A waterproof blanket on the bed, the lights lowered, and set to a red gleam.
Beside me,: a mug filled with warm water, its surface steaming faintly, sits ready. Next to it, a sleek bottle of lubricant stands alongside the intriguing design of the tentacle glass dildo, its curves catching the soft light, hinting at the pleasures to come. 

I slide the dildo into the water to warm.

On the TV, a collection of treasured memories plays out, featuring some of my favorite moments with the boy. The sound is carefully adjusted to the perfect level, allowing his soft whimpers and tender moans to fill the room, a symphony of intimacy that enhances this private retreat.
I reach out and take the dildo from the warm water, stroking its warm surface over my skin, teasing my nipples, water still dripping from its surface. Next I reach and pump some of my preferred lube into my other hand and stroke it over the glass, loving the feel of the hard glass. Wondering how the bumps will feel inside I tease my labia lips and slowly work it down and into my body.

The hardness and smoothness feel great ,and the bumps add a delicious torment.

The shape of the tail helped me to hook a finger through and to keep a good grip. It felt delicious gliding into my body, I found I could turn the dildo around so the bumps hit different parts of my vagina. It was exquisite, building up to orgasm, over and over until I had a very hard and rather wet orgasm.

I am no quitter though, so after a few minutes I washed the tentacle in some warm soapy water, before rinsing it off in cold. Chilling it down again before repeating the process, teasing my nipples and outer lips before sliding the very cold glass inside. A different experience, it felt amazing in a alterative way, but didn’t really bring me to another orgasm. So I reached for my mini wand and set the vibes on low. Positioning the head of the wand to vibrate on the tail of the glass. 

Almost instantly my orgasm built and flowed .

I lay back, exhausted and placed the glass tentacle on the side, too exhausted to bother to clean up. And I noticed how stunning it looked, glowing in the dim red light so had to snap a picture to send to Barefoot.
She hadn’t told me the tentacle glass glowed in the dark!

Clean up.

As usual, I like to clean all my toys with warm/hot  water and antibacterial soap. You can, of course, use a reputable toy cleaner such as the ones Miss Barefoot uses.
I like to wash my glass toys with very hot water. I recently found out you can use the dishwasher for glass and some other toys. Check out this piece from Funzze on caring for your glass toy – BFS)

Overall thoughts.

Love it, its mine now, I want to put it on a shelf  because its so good to look at as well as feels so amazing, The added sensations of the hot and cold play help make it feel different and the slow vibrations traveling though it inside were out of this world.

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Thank you to CC for taking the time out to review the glow in the dark tentacle, and make full use of the wonders of glass toys. It is currently on sale for $29.99 at Funzze.com. And remember, you can use the code: BAREFOOT10 to receive 10% off purchases site wide.

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