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CC was sent the thrusting prostate massager in exchange for a fair and honest review, which I am hosting here on A Leap Of Faith as a guest review. What is shared in this review is her first hand experience – and that of her submissive.
Highlights:
- Thrusting prostate massager•
- 7 vibration patterns + multiple thrust speeds•
- Fully waterproof
- Magnetic charging
- Flexible silicone neck
Setup & First Impressions:
It arrived in FUNZZE’s usual discreet packaging: a plain outer bag, a recyclable cardboard box, and a simple paper band rather than the excessive branding I’ve seen on other toys. Inside: the toy, magnetic USB charging cable, remote, drawstring storage pouch, and manual.The silicone is smooth and velvety with just enough firmness to give control without discomfort.It charged easily while I got on with my day; the magnetic connection is standard and reliable. Noise level is low–moderate. I test this by switching it on, placing it on a pillow, and leaving the room. If it can’t be heard easily through a door, I classify that as discreet. Having it fully charged for a few days before use gave me time to get familiar with the controls and patterns. I wanted to use it in my edging play.
Performance:
Tested with an experienced partner (“play toy”) at the end of a longer session. Insertion was smooth after a warm-up and stretch. It stayed in place well — many plugs slip once past the sphincter, but this one held steady.That first sound he made when I started it on the lowest vibration setting told me everything I needed to know — that immediate moan of appreciation, and the way his eyes looked into me as I settled between his thighs.The vibration through the perineum hit perfectly. The flexibility lets you adjust angles easily; it delivers a solid prostate massage. It feels promising for vaginal use too — that trial’s next.
Body Feel:
Comfortable and secure fit. The neck design anchors well without pressure or pinching. Vibrations spread evenly — deep enough to satisfy without numbness or fatigue.Cleaning & Care:Fully waterproof, so easy to wash under warm water. Even after using a condom, cleaning was simple — I use antibacterial soap followed by proprietary toy cleaner. The included storage pouch is soft and practical, keeping all items together. I recommend adding your own label to differentiate this cable from others – perhaps use small Velcro cord wraps you can write on.
Orgasm Quality Feedback from my Play Toy:
“A surprisingly exciting little toy. Slid into my ass quite subtly, with a relaxing and rhythmic motion… A really delicious cum, 10/10, and I can’t wait to play with it again 😜.”
In the interests of science… And because I always test toys on myself too, I tried it again a few days later for some solo play. Fully charged and ready to go. Using a condom, I first tried it vaginally. It was fun, although the thrusts hit a little low; the vibrations hit my clit in a kind, warm-up way.Lying there thinking of my play toy and his lovely orgasm with it, I decided to give it a proper try anally. The thrusting had a steady, teasing rhythm that built slowly, so it slid in easily, and I used the remote to thrust deeper. Once seated, I used the remote to vary both the thrusts and the perineum vibrations. With an added vibe on my clit, I was soon cumming over and over.
Conclusion & Final Thoughts:
Pros: • Secure fit that stays in place • Balanced flexibility and firmness • Powerful, well-placed vibrations on the perineum • Easy charging and intuitive remote • Simple to clean and store • Packaging is basic and easily recycled.
Cons: • Charger magnets require careful alignment • Remote lacks a backlight for low-light play, and symbols can be hard to read • A tactile bump on the buttons would improve usability • A branded tag on the cable would help identify it.
This is one of those toys that surprises you in the best way — simple, effective, and far more powerful than it looks. A lovely toy that we’ll both be playing with again. No signal loss inside the body and quick reactions from the remote. My only downside was using the remote solo; I sometimes hit the wrong button and changed the vibes instead of the thrust, or vice versa, as the on-off button also doubles as the vibration control.
At the time of publishing this guest review, the Funzze Thrusting Prostate Massager Anal Vibrator costs $37.99. Why not take a look at my other Funzze reviews, make an extra purchase to get free shipping on orders over $69.
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