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On the face of it my Sinful Sunday post this week isn’t looking all that Sinful, much like last weeks image of Christmas treats. But I wonder if you can see what I can? The Pocket Pussy on either side of my pyjamas.

The folds of fabric mirror the folds of flesh.

Not necessarily the folds of lust we see in porn (though these vulva are also beautiful.) More, the voluptuous labia of pussy’s I’ve enjoyed. Or, indeed, my own! It took a long time to accept/love my own, understand it’s inner workings (literally), and not feel awkward around the way I like to use it. No two vulva are the same, much like breasts or cocks. They are all beautiful, and I love that my PJs celebrate my passions too. Every time I’m wearing these and glimpse my sides in the mirror I chuckle.

Not because I’m a silly girl giggling about the pockets that look like a pussy.

Rather because I wonder if anyone else notices the same thing. Obviously, I can’t ask my children so today I thought I’d ask you!

Well, I’ve got my soap box out, and my mind is thinking about vulva and vaginas, sooo…

I thought I’d mention I had my smear test (and five minute lie down) last Monday. The results should be with me in the next few days, but with Christmas backlogs on top of postal strikes I won’t panic at a delay. (They’ve only been delayed when I’ve received a fat envelope calling me in urgently.) While I wait, I thought I’d check you’re all up to date with your cervical screening.

Apologies if the title Pocket Pussy Pretence didn’t show you what you came for. I dare say my pockets wouldn’t be fun to fuck, whether they look like a pussy or not! Here’s a review of a pocket pussy- the Climer Deepthroat Masturbator. It might excite you more than the fold of fabric on my hips.

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  • I'm sure it speaks volumes about how my mind works, but without reading your text, I'm not sure I would have been able to work out that this was PJ pockets. All I could see was something that looked a lot like pussy!

  • I had my smear this year too. I have not been told as I over 50 I only need to have one every 5 years. I have mixed feelings about that information

    Molly

    • I was shocked when the start age was pushed back to the twenties. I guess, with the proportion of cervical cancer cases being a direct result of HPV, and the HPV vaccine well implemented I guess they've been able to reduce the time frame?

      Never be embarrassed to get changes checked out with your GP or gum clinic. N x

  • Gotta love pockets that look like pussies. I'm so relieved I never have to do a cervical test anymore, they were always SO painful (days of cramps afterwards).

    • That's not good! I have a "friable cervix" so end up with spotting for days, but having had bad results in the past I'm happy for my five minutes lie down every three years.

    • I'd not considered fisting my delicate folds... Now I'll never be able to reach in without giggling again

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