Content Warning: Cervical Screening and Cancer
There has been an post I’ve wanted to write for a while now, about the importance of maintaining your cervical health. But the time just hasn’t felt right. I’ve missed the point in the story of me, and, well, there are so many things bubbling around in my head, I just haven’t gotten round to it. Fortunately The Erotic Journal Challenge has given me the strong reminder that I needed. January is Cervical Health Awareness month. And this week is also HPV Prevention Week.
Both of these awareness campaigns are US based, but that doesn’t mean a woman from the UK can’t jump on her soapbox, does it?
Where to begin?
Oh, I know… at the beginning…
When I was in sixth form they started the HPV vaccination program for teenage girls. My memory of this is that the country was split into two. On one side the parents were yelling “how dare you encourage my 14 year old daughter to have sex” and on the other there was relief that something was being done to prevent this ticking time bomb of sexual health. The vaccine was thought to be effective before exposure to HPV. Human Papillomavirus (HPV) is one of the STDs that hadn’t been spoken about when I was at school. The NHS website explains the condition much better than I can, but, essentially, it is a virus that affects your skin. It has no symptoms as such, unless you are infected with a strain that causes warts or… cancer.
Unfortunately for me, I was too old to receive this vaccine.
I’d been with my boyfriend for a year. We’d been having unprotected sex as I was on the pill and he was clean. This was the nail in the coffin of my request to be jabbed. So, I went along with my life. But for all of the parents of youngsters coming to an age where they may be offered this… do it. It won’t encourage promiscuity, but…
It will protect cervical health and safeguard against potentially life ending viral infections.
I’ve always been careful when it comes to sex, even though I was
a bit of a slut. Or maybe because of that? I’d haunt the sexual health clinic, for regular check ups as well as free condoms. It encouraged my friends to go too, because if I was going it couldn’t be that bad. But HPV was never mentioned as something they could test for. In fact, it still isn’t. On my regular visits I haven’t been asked if I would like testing for that. Maybe I should ask next time I go? Anyway… Roll on a few years and I met P.
We married, and 5 years later we had our oldest child. I had always been punctual, when my smear test invitation arrived. But shortly before I was due to give birth is not the time to take up the offer of a smear test. I was recommended to wait until he was 6 months old to book in, which I did. It wasn’t a worry for me. The nurses were always friendly, and professional. I’d always laugh at the chip-fork style testing “swab” and they would politely agree, while cranking the speculum open to get a good view of my cervix. As quickly as they started it was over with, and as usual I got dressed and went on my merry little way. I knew I’d get a letter within a couple of weeks saying that I was ok, and that they would see me in 3 years.
My periods may be wonky- a story for another time- but my cervical health was impeccable.
The letter I was expecting arrived just a few days later. And the envelope was thicker than normal. I’d read that they were changing the swab style soon, to a brush which would collect more cells and cause less discomfort. My assumption, as I left for work, was there was a leaflet explaining the changes.
As it happened, there was a leaflet explaining changes inside, as I discovered at my work desk later that morning. Only, the changes didn’t involve the swabbing instrument. They involved the cells removed during my smear. My cells were Cin3. Let me explain what this means. A normal, healthy cervix doesn’t have it’s cells categorised in any way other than “normal”. But when the cells start to change they are said to be Cervical intraepithelial neoplasia, Cin for short. This is categorised in three levels. Cin1 being the least troublesome. Cin3 is, I discovered, is when two thirds or more of the cervical swab cells are affected.
And so I went to the hospital, met the consultant and had some biopsies taken during a colposcopy. They wanted to decide what course of treatment to take, and that would involve seeing how deep the cells went and what they had to work with. If you ever have to go for an appointment like this, try to be brave and look at the screen. (If you’re able to!) I was fascinated by the way everything lit up under inspection, even when the doctor explained that he had painted my cervix in a special solution and it was lighting up where my troubled cells were.
Well. At least it was pretty! Even if I was in a bit of trouble.
So the biopsies came back and I was invited (?) in for a procedure a few weeks later. This was called the Lletz procedure, and they excise the top layer of your cervix with a metal loop which has a current passing through it. I was happy to have it done under local anaesthetic, the normal way. Unfortunately I had only ever had one local anaesthetic- an epidural that didn’t work particularly well and needed some massive top ups! But I had been so out of it on labour pain endorphins I hadn’t remembered.
I don’t think any of us were prepared for the failure of the anaesthetic. Any future Lletz procedures will be done under general, but with the help of a well placed crossword, a high pain threshold and some deep breathing they were able to complete the process. I got to have a look at the screen again, and he showed me an area the size of a 50p piece. Initial observations looked promising, but they would send everything off to the laboratory for analysis.
Then came the emotions.
The nurse took me to a side room, and left me alone to cry (at my request.) My emotional funk took longer to heal than the physical recovery. However, as I nervously opened the hospital letter 4 weeks later I was relieved to see that everything had been removed. I’d need to return every six months for the next five years, but this meant I could keep a watchful eye on any changes before they developed to scary-cin3.
A year later, two tests, I received a results letter. This time I was all clear of abnormal cells. I was also free from HPV. This, they informed me, been picked up in the initial biopsies. With the discovery that I no longer had HPV my risk had significantly reduced and I could return to three yearly inspections. Unless, of course, I have any changes between times. And since then, I have been fortunate enough to have no abnormalities detected.
Cervical health restored!
I did have some strange discomfort and bleeding two years back. The GP had a look, then referred me back to the clinic. All perfectly healthy, I just have a “friable cervix”, potentially as a result of the procedure all those years ago.
Sadly, both of my children have a friend who has lost their mum to cervical cancer. In the early primary years. One mum “didn’t get round to booking [her] smear” she didn’t think it would happen to her. The other was afraid of attending the clinic. In both cases the family have set up campaigns locally to increase awareness of smear tests; quicker, easier and less uncomfortable than missing the cells before they become cancerous. It is much harder to treat cancer than it is to remove abnormal cells.
I’m sorry that this post for the EJC wasn’t erotic in any way, but I believe it is important.
Early last year I discovered a friend, approaching 50, hadn’t had any cervical screening, aside from one smear when her daughter was born 26 years earlier. She had been too embarrassed to have any intimate medical care. And she works for the NHS! If it is hard for someone on the inside, so to speak, then I know that it will be difficult for those with a pre-existing fear of medics. Or maybe there is scepticism over the care they will receive if they do make that appointment.
Cancer Research UK statistics (2015-2017) show around 3152 new cases with 852 deaths after diagnosis. Did you know that 99.8% of these cases are preventable, through regular screening and getting peculiarities checked out immediately? Suddenly it becomes a winnable fight! In fact, as the uptake of HPV vaccine protects generations of cervix owners the number of new cases and avoidable deaths are predicted to fall.
My course of treatment took less than 8 weeks, from smear to Lletz procedure. It’s been 10 years since the letter telling me to return to 3 yearly screens, and 2 since a quick check-in with gynaecological team again. Had I not booked in for my smear it is unlikely that I would be here now. And as the years go by the procedure seems to get quicker, and less uncomfortable. Especially now they’ve replaced the chip forks with little brushes! So please:
If you are a cervix owner, please make sure that you’re up to date with any screening.
It could well save your life!
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