Have Boobs, Will Travel

have boobs will travel header shows me exposing my breasts beside a massive puddle on a muddy track under the big blue skies
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You might remember back to my Easter adventures, part of which was shared with SWL? Our Dartmoor trip during which I got held up in some stocks and we bagged Scary Tor for my Tits Out Tor Bagging campaign. That’s not all we got up to. As we attempted to travel along the dirt path, encountering deep, muddy puddles, it was decided I’d get my boobs out. After all, we remembered, this was on the list of Scavenger Hunt locations. Not that we really need an excuse to flash my breasts but, there you go.

In the early hours of this morning, as I was off to bed, I opened the Jetpack app, and spotted the daily prompt:

If humans had taglines, what would yours be?

The first thought that popped into my head was:

Have Boobs, Will Travel!

Still giggling about this over morning coffee I started digging through my phone. I recalled two photos from the continent, exposures taken on my travels. But one has completely vanished and the other is not worth the SD cards space it takes up. But overseas travel is still new for me and anyway, I’m also a fan of staycations. As this trip involved travelling across the Moor, and I most certainly have taken my boobs with me (see the evidence in the above photo) I think the tagline applies here too.

I thought that would be where the post stopped. But then, while digging through my received blog contact forms, I stumbled across one from a Swiss company Lonesome Dragon. (Apologies to anyone awaiting responses. I have an over-enthusiastic spam filter. I’m working my way through hundreds of medication offers and foreign girls looking for men. I will respond to those of you in hiding as I find you.)

Back to Lonesome Dragon. They are a sex swing company based out in Switzerland. Given that I was discussing Switzerland – and skiing – at length with a friend last week, you can imagine where my brain went. Perhaps I could take a trip to Switzerland, research this new and exciting brand, AND learn to ski. The travel would be fun, but think of all those opportunities to get my boobs out! Ski-lift and Mountains were the first two that popped into my head. Can you think of any others locations available on a ski trip of sex swing discovery in Switzerland? Or any other countries that would benefit from my boobs and their willingness to travel? Let’s make this tagline stick!

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One comment

  1. Excellent location and I like how oblivious the people in the background are at the cheekiness of what is going on.

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