Which animal listed below represents your true sexual self?
a. Chipmunk – cute and cuddly
b. Monkey – all about being mischievousness
c. Tiger – I’ve earned my stripes
Definitely tiger. I love my stripes, and purr like a big cat when I’m wearing them.
2. Your partner is in the mood for sexy fun and you are tired – what do you do?
a. Start snoring. There is no way I’m giving it up tonight.
b. Trade. You give me a massage… and we will see…
c. That would never happen!
I’ve only had this situation with my ex-husband, and that is an entirely different answer. I have also been overcome by tiredness when I haven’t felt the attraction.
3. Which of these sexual descriptive labels closely matches you?
G. Hedonist. If it isn’t fun… Though my sexuality is submissive.
4. Would you rather have your enemy eaten by a shark or die in an earthquake getting swallowed up by earth?
I’d rather they had to continue to live their awful lives in the knowledge that I don’t like them.
5. For the next year, would you rather be dressed like a mime every day OR look normal but not be allowed to talk?
I can’t stand having to choose what to wear, so dressing as a mime solves that issue.
Bonus: What’s the most beautiful word in the world?
I love the word Panacea. It sounds lovely and what could be more beautiful than a cure all?